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Superman in a Bar joke

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:09:45 GMT

Superman had a bad day and wants to have some drinks to unwind it but because he has a reputation to keep clean, he goes to a Bar located in Cuba. After a few drinks he decides to go back to Metropolis so he goes to the highest building in The Havana and for his surprise at the first try he can not take off. He thinks that he had too many drinks and he is now weak until he realizes hundreds of Cubans hanging on his cape and screaming: " Go Superman Go , take us out of Cuba" lol

The Bar - Pub Quiz # 3

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:29:59 GMT

Yeah it was Rantz second quiz and our third in total (23). It turned out to be a showdown between Miss Melville and JT Sage this time. The 23 questions and answers are below:

1 Don't get caught up by the way I look, oright? "How do you do I, _ _ _ _ _ _"?|see you met my faithful handyman

2 What ingredients make up a drink for Billy (BTK) when he's line-dancing and wearing his hat?|butterscotch schnapps, Bailey's Irish cream

3 Cancer drug from the 1960s that didn't work, first treatment for HIV/AIDS and still in use for same - three character name of this drug is___?|AZT

4 On the 23rd just past, what time did I get on the bus to leave work?|4:28PM or 16:28

5 Do you log this corporation's antics? If so, you'd know that I have six koi-ish fish: name them.|Betty, Fred, Bigalocka, TinyWhite, Modalok and Mahoc

6 According to the kanun rule, a (female) virgin is worth the same as a man. What is this "worth"?|12 oxen

7 On the 25th of July this year, I get a holiday (there will be a raffle from this holiday). How much does it cost an aged pensioner to join the organisation that holds this event?|10.00

8 At what bar was Tahoejimbo420 was rewarded 1T B$ for drinking in during 2008?|the Warfield

9 What drink did our drunken bartender serve to you lot the day before I returned to "the game" after my last "break"?|Atomic Papa

10 In March of 2007, a now banned player won 2,300 chippies for guessing how many what were in a jar?|bread clips

11 How many one night stands did the XXX have in 2004?|None

12 Hungry? Need nutrition? You won't get any of that from this 'cereal':" http://tinyurl.com/6gmsmu. What is it called?|Kaboom!

13 23 skidoo! What I have just instructed you to do?|Go away - scram - shoo - get out

14 Take your mind back to question 10 - how many bread clips are now in that same jar? One 'guess' per person at a time - no two guesses from the same player in a row. http://tinyurl.com/444p6h (it's now full - no more to ever be added)|529

15 I'm a member of an Aussie organisation that has a "journal of fact and opinion": name its associate editor.| Karen Stollznow

16 Tkey, twenty-threes and Peach had a sixty-nine. What date did I blog this?|20 Jun 2008

17 Write an email to which address to get published in "The Australian" newspaper ! letters@theaustralian.com.au

18 How fast are you at following tiny links? Show us all by using the number of the corp hosting this quiz to open the door and give me the (eventual) answer (19 chars): http://tinyurl.com/57btx8|"fill in the blank"

19 Mr Adams is buying ideas in this industry for 1K a pop - how many ideas do I have in that industry?|115,529

20 After Brad does Frank (or is it the other way around?), Brad croons a woeful lament not in the final cut. Name that song. You get no notes.| Once in a while

21 What's the name of the beautiful darling pictured with the Sarcophilus Harrisii that recently made its way to the UK?|Megan (the Sarcophilus Harrisii is the technical name for the Tassie devil and I missed that one lol)

22 Give me the one-word description of the type of bar Randy McFab was in on 16 June 2005.|Rough

23 There is a special cocktail for people like hildy, peach and an Evil one that has 5 ingredients, including an Absolut one. Name the non-alcoholic incredient.|Coke (Princess Cocktail)

Miss Melville won the 1T cash and Beth won the 2300 chips

Attendants: Miss Melville, JT Sage, Jon Marquis (for a little while only), Patricia, Tkey , Beth and myself

Quizmaster: Rantz

The Bartender

The Tassie Devil toy in the UK!

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:38:01 GMT

Megan with the Tassie Devil toy that her father (Tkey) won in our first free in-Corp raffle. The devil found a very cute owner in the UK!

The Bar - Pub Quiz Number 2

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:41:33 GMT

Well it was mainly a showdown between Ken (our newest member along with Shadow24) and Ixx but I had fun because I got two first and correct answers lol. The 23 questions asked by BillyTheKid are below:

1 Let's kick this off with a drinks question! What is the main alcoholic ingredient in a Piña Colada? Rum

2 My nick is billythekid but I'm not the first to take that nick. The first 'Billy The Kid' is buried in New Mexico but what's the name of the cemetary? Fort Sumner

3 If you came from Rome you would be a Roman. How would you write "Twenty Three" in Roman numerals? xxiii

4 Name 2 words (11 letters and 12 letters) that can be made from the 23 letter word "nonrepresentationalisms"|(nonseasonal misinterpret) or (omnipresent rationalness)

5 Some people have lots of children. If each child in a family has at least 4 brothers and 4 sisters there are at least how many children in total? 10

6 Humans aren't the only creatures who wear shoes, horses also wear shoes. In the game of horseshoes an official called "two dead, three points". How many shoes were scored as a 'ringer'? 1

7 One for the geeks... Who originally wrote "/(bb $!+ $!chr(124) $!+ [^b]{2})/"? (Google is probably not your friend here!) Shakespeare

8 A triangle is a shape with 3 sides, what do you call a triangle where all internal angles are different? scalene

9 I write the scripts used in the IRC bot stud but what language is he written in? mIRC

10 I have lots of ideas about things, none have made me any money. What is the current price of an idea in the Jazz(101) industry? Check at http://blogshares.com/industries.php?weight=heavy&ind=101

11 Rantz usually hosts these quizzes. What is Rantz' player ID# and what name does he use in Blogshares? 21655 twenty-threes

12 Live Spaces make up over 2/3 of the Blogshares index but what's the URL of The Bar Corporation's official spaces blog? http://thebarcorporation.spaces.live.com

13 This is the official IRC channel of The Bar corporation, so how many current members of The Bar Corporation are there Check at http://blogshares.com/corps.php?corpid=450

14 The Bar corporation is only one of many bars around the globe. Name this character(full name) from another famous Bar: http://the-kid.org/blogshares/qzimg.jpg ? Cliff Clavin

15 BANG! Who holds the most 'fast draw' world records in the Men's Division and how many records does he currently hold? Bob Mernickle 18

16 I am happy. The number 23 is a happy number, what's the 23rd happy number? 129

17 Corp bartender Carlos lives in Tasmania - home of the Tasmanian Devil but what are the 3 ingredients in a "03Green Devil01,08" cocktail? Gin, Creme de Menthe, Lime Juice

18 Cowboys use lassos to rope bulls. What do you call the small reinforced loop at the end of a lariat, which you pass the rope through to form a lasso? hondo

19 I went to a big room with a massive white wall once. Pictures were thrown onto the wall by magicke. The pictures were alive. Which 2 actors appeared together in both these movies: 1.Young Guns 2.Renegades? Lou Diamond Phillips Kiefer Sutherland

20 I was born with two hands. Horses are measured in hands, not my hands though. What is the maximum height by FEI's(Fédération Equestre Internationale) definition of a pony in cms? 148cm without shoes or 149cm shod

21 We all come on the net to play Blogshares and go to IRC. Fisherman use a net to catch fish, but who wears fishnets? females women girls hookers trannies etc.

22 This month is June, june is the 6th month in the year, 6 also equals 2x3 but on what day of the week does the 23rd of June 2008 fall? Monday

23 Last question and it's another from the drinks cabinet! As everyone knows by now, it's not01,08 a skirt! Which Scottish town is the home of the Glenfiddich Distillery? Dufftown

The Prizes and winners:

23 Chips for just showing up: Ixx,Tkey, cybrspin, MMelville (even she got in late lol), Ken, Shadow24 (mostly being an observer lol)

100 chips for each correct and first answer: Ken (10),Ixx (8),Tkey & Carlos (2),Cybrspin (1)

1T in cash for the overall winner: Ken

2300 given to a player by chance: Ixx

Tassie Devil toy : Tkey

Thanks BillyTheKid for filling in for Rantz!

The Bartender

The Bar - Pub Quiz Number 1

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:15:58 GMT

Well it was Sunday morning for me and it seems that I am not a morning person because I did not get any question right lmao. The 23 questions asked by Rantz are below:

1 what's the unique ingredient in a bloody Caesar?
Clam or clamato

2 What is the 5th prime after 23?
43

3 Name three 8-letter anagrams of these 8 letters: DDEINOSW (SOWPODS Dictionary)
Disendow - Disowned - Downside

4 Where is the hypothenar eminence?
Area of palm near little finger

5 What does the erector pili muscle do?
Goose bumps

6 What is the name of an angle greater than 90 degrees but less than 180 degrees?
Obtuse

7 How many days in a row have I documented a composite score of 23rd?
17 ( as of 1 June 2008)

8 How long does it take for poo to form?
No correct answer as yet. :)

9 How many B$ corps have exactly 23 members?
2

10 A square has a perimeter of 23 cm. What is its area?
33.0625 squared cm

11 The first person to whack Billy with boo's rice cooker wins this one.
{whoever is first}

12 23!=
25852016738884976640000

13 What is the name of the instrument used to gauge the alcohol level in homebrewed beer?
Hydrometer

14 What is the name of industry 23?
Geek

15 How many sides does a nonagon have?
9

16 What was the total amount owed on my recent electricity bill - including connection fee. I will type ^ for higher and !^ for lower - depending on answers.
209.13

17 Name three 7-letter anagrams of these 7 letters: CEEIPRS (SOWPODS Dictionary)
Piecers - Pierces - Precise - Recipes

18 what are the key ingredients in a dark and stormy?
Dark rum and ginger beer

19 What is the name of industry 23^2?
Science Fiction Literature

20 A square has an area of 25 squared cm. How long is it's perimeter?
3

21 Do we remember pain? Explain.
No - the lymptic system only remembers the emotion connected to the pain event

22 23^23=
20880467999847912034355032910567

23 What brand of Gin comes in the bottles in this image?: http://tinyurl.com/4pzf6x
Bombay Sapphire

And the winners were:

Ixx: 6 correct
MissMelville: 5
JTSage: 4
Beachtiglet: 3
Peach: 2
Spacelord: 1
Tkey: 1

Prizes were:

100 chips for each correct first answer
5T in cash for the one with more correct first answers
3T for the runner up
2T for third place
1T for fourth place

Quiz organized by twenty-threes and Billythekid!

The Bartender

Three blondes walk into a Bar....Joke

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:49:58 GMT

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come two exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order a bottle of champagne and three glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The cork is popped, the glasses filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days." Finally, the third and final blonde arrives with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets a picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others and they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives while chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days." The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Three of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days! lol

Happy Hour :)

Wed, 28 May 2008 11:58:14 GMT

Blue Moon

Sat, 17 May 2008 03:13:51 GMT

A drunk walks into a Bar....Joke

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:09:12 GMT

A drunk walks into a bar and, after staring for some time at a beautiful woman seated there, walked up to her and gave her a kiss. She jumped up and slapped him really hard. The drunk immediately apologised and explained, 'Look, I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.'

'WTF? you are so drunk and despicable!' she bellowed at the top of her voice. 'Funny,' the drunk muttered, shaking his head, 'you even sound exactly like her.' lol

Looking for customers on a quiet night...Joke

Sun, 11 May 2008 02:21:47 GMT

One night in the small bar, the bartender is lamenting the fact that business is so quiet on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. As he continues talking to his regulars a stranger, dressed in a tweed jacket and wearing sunglasses walks over and says, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. I'm a doctor at Psychiatric hospital down the road. I'm trying to integrate some of the more sane patients into the community. Why don't I bring some of my patients along, say, next Tuesday. You'll have some customers and my patients will have a night out."

Well, the bartender isn't sure, but the thought of more paying customers on a quiet night appeals to him. So he agrees. The following Tuesday, the man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses appears with about ten people. He told the bartender, "Give them whatever they want, put it on a tab and I'll settle up at closing time."

The bartender has a great time selling loads of drinks and encouraging the patients to eat plenty of peanuts. The patients have a great time, getting drunk, but they did behave themselves. At closing time the bartender added up the bill and came up to over $250. The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses begins to organize the patients, so that they can go back to the hospital. The bartender approaches the man in the tweed jacket and says, "It comes to $250."

The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses smiles and says, "That's fine. Do you happen to have change for a dustbin lid?" lol

Movie Trivia Tournament!

Thu, 08 May 2008 12:00:47 GMT

My main Space (Cool Corner) is sponsoring a Movie Trivia/Quiz Tournament which will give a very cool award (made by a professional graphics designer) to the winner. Now if it turns out that the winner is also a "The Bar" member then this player will also get 5 T B$ in cash ;). Click here to join today to start practicing for the competition to start on June.

The Bartender
PS: The Movie Trivia game will be closed on Australian weekends (Friday & Saturday for US & Canada)

Jack Sparrow walks into a Bar....Joke

Fri, 02 May 2008 15:32:19 GMT

Jack Sparrow walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" Jack replies "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts" lol

Hobart Trivia Game

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:29:01 GMT

Hobart (shown in the picture above) was the theme of my last Corp trivia game won by Cosmic Rabbit, MissMelville, Ixxperience, Beth and Michelle. My questions were around this beautiful city which is the capital of the state of Tasmania in Australia and where that famous movie actor Errol Flynn was born. Finally was where last was seen the extinct Thylacine. The prize 1000 B$ Tasmanian ideas to each and 1000 B$ Hobart ideas to the first to answer :)

The Bartender

What happens outside of The Bar....Joke

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:36:12 GMT

The iBar lol

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:41:21 GMT

http://www.i-bar.ch/en/info/

The Absolut Ice Bar in Sweeden

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:16:34 GMT

It's cool, isn't it?

Congratulations to Nora (Boo)!

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:38:14 GMT

Boo guessed 115 marbles in Tkey's pint and won 10 trillions in cash and 10000 chips :) Competition sponsored by Tkey and The Bar!

Stevie Wonder & Tiger Woods in The Bar...Joke

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:09:42 GMT

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in The Bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?" Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.

Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?" Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?" Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." "But, how do you putt?", asks Woods. "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." Woods asks: "What's your handicap?" Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer." Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a round sometime." Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."

Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?" Stevie says, "Pick a night!" lol

A man walks into a Bar...Joke

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:02:57 GMT

A man walks into a Bar and see a beautiful woman. Walking up to her he says "Hi there gorgeous , How is it going?"

Having already downed a few high alcoholic drinks, the woman turns around, faces him , looks him straight in the eyes and says "Listen up pal, I mess with anybody ,anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down.. it doesn’t matter to me, I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.”

Eyes now wide open, he replies, “No kidding. I’m a lawyer, too."

"What firm are you with?” LOL

Cool as ice ;)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:13:14 GMT

Funny bar stools

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:21:07 GMT

Isn't cool?

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Drinks for all on me Joke

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:52:49 GMT

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $100 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the next night he comes in again and orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink." LOL

Oops! The Bartender Won The Bar Competition lol

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:49:45 GMT

Tkey and The Bar sponsored a Football card game for members of The Bar and guess what? I won it lol, but no worries I am donating my winnings for next competition ;). I just wanted to post the final result here just because Tkey's daughter is so cute :).

The Bartender

The Bar "Las Vegas" Sign

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:18:08 GMT

The Bar Game

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:03:13 GMT

Wait a little moment until finish to download and then click "Play" :)

The Bartender and the Drunk joke

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:05:14 GMT

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?" LOL

Funny Pictures

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:12:03 GMT

Going home too drunk? joke

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:54:12 GMT

A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or the wife will be mad". (at this point he was loaded drunk)

He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said "I can't walk and I didn't have that much to drink?".

He gets up to give it another try, this time the same thing happens and he falls flat to his face. He says "I have to get home some way or the wife will kill me if I don't get home soon"!

He gets an idea of crawling home, so away he went crawling home. He crawled up to his apartment and slowly snuck into bed with his wife trying not to wake her.

The next morning he woke up to see his wife running in the room. She said "you were out drinking again last night weren't you!"

The man replied with "NO WAY!" And the wife said "YOU LIAR! The bartender just called and said you left your wheelchair at The Bar again last night"! LMAO

Fast drinker bar joke

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:50:45 GMT

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have 50 cents." LOL

Iron Bar joke

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:45:32 GMT

A man walked into a bar.......... ouch it was an iron bar !

Blonde Joke

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:16:21 GMT

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25." Lol

This was the winner joke in our "Clean" joke competition :)

Speachless joke

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:16:57 GMT

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.

'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.

Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the...'

'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,'I'm fine!'?'

Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....'

The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after
the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded.

'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape
just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'

'Now what the F*ck would you say?'

PS: This joke came runner up in our "Clean" joke contest